It’s like exposure therapy but without the actual exposure : I’m there, but only through Tiktok videos and shitty Instagram lives. 

I am in my flop era!!!!

They trick us into thinking they’re different, that maybe, just maybe, we can upgrade them from cuffed cargos and tragic skinny jeans to something more refined, like jorts and loafers. 

Yes, that is in fact a screenshot of my very own Spotify wrapped and yes that is indeed the ‘Glee Cast’ sitting quite comfortably at spot number 2.  

The bane of my existence is the Tier 3 Sassy Man (keep reading and you’ll get it).