sunday scaries: 08/09/2024
I do not want to start this off with hatred but I need to get something off my chest:
That man, Bach, must be stopped.
@bachbuqen
I perhaps am chronically online and you perhaps don’t know who I am talking about but he is a french man who does one dance, over, and over, and over again.
He just smizes into the camera and he also makes me itch. '
You may just tell me to block him and I can say that I have; still though, I have been swiping upon thirst traps of this man and now I ask one thing: PLEASE PLEASE STOP
Now that’s over, let's get down to bizniss:
So, 95% of my past roster—and yes, I’m using that term very generously—has consisted of, shall we say, less-than-blessed (fugly) men. And while we could debate on what qualifies as a “roster” (because, you know, mutual interest would help), I’m a firm believer that if I invested my precious time, emotional energy, and at least three good outfits, they’re officially exes.
Whether or not it was a situationship or just a one-sided delushionship? Details.
Let’s be real—just because most of them were a little... aesthetically challenged ( fugly) doesn’t mean they didn’t hold a prime spot on my lineup. Sometimes you’ve got to give the fuglies a chance to play, if only for the character development.
Who says your roster can’t have a few wild cards? - well, now me.
STOP GIVING THE FUGLIES A CHANCE.
They have the same nasty personalities as those pretty men that we assume have shitty personalities, except they’re wrapped in sarcasm and a killer smile—which, let’s be honest, messes with our heads. They trick us into thinking they’re different, that maybe, just maybe, we can upgrade them from cuffed cargos and tragic skinny jeans to something more refined, like jorts and loafers.
WRONG. IT’S NOT POSSIBLE.
The fuglies have mastered the art of weaselling their way into your heart: they are armed with a dangerously charming personality. Sure, their looks might leave something to be desired (everything), but I can’t even fault them on personality. It’s an age-old tale: those who grew up fugly had to fight for their place in the pretty hierarchy and they do so by having a wicked personality. But here’s the plot twist—once they make it, they completely forget their humble beginnings.
I use this word a lot and I also use it very lightly but let’s pretend, in this case, that I don’t: evil - these men are very evil.
They may not have graced the cover of any magazine (certainly not mine), but their effect? Absolutely devastating.- I have been left kneeling on the floor, clutching my heart and crying because of one: I’d attach a photo for reference, but it’s giving off such dark and demonic energy that it might actually summon something from the depths of despair.
I can describe it to you though: On the floor in my Zara knit trousers, a grey hoodie on, a bun on my head and me kneeling on the floor, rocking back and forward, with my hand on my chest, sniffing along to either Mirror by Madison Ryann Ward or BRKN, also by Madison Ryann Ward.
These men may not break mirrors ( some of them do), but they will break your heart.
Very.
Very Dark.
I feel this has become a smear campaign and I hope that they never see this ( they will not ).
Oh and by the way, the fashion cycle strikes again! Apparently, it’s time to blow the dust off those skinny jeans that we all thought we’d safely buried.
I’m apparently supposed to square up to the mum I sold my Joni jeans to in 2016 and beg for them back, because now pairing them with some Isabel Marants is the new it girl look? I’m sorry, but the mere thought of slipping back into those leg-hugging nightmares is absolutely laughable.
And let me say this with full confidence: I will not be participating in this tragic revival, despite my mum’s disappointment.
Resist the urge to fall victim to this latest fashion apocalypse. Stick to your style guns, trust in your carefully curated wardrobe—even if, dare I say, it includes cuffed cargos. (And that was way too kind of me. Actually, do us all a favour and throw them away. Immediately)
Trends come and go, but true style is forever. And if skinny jeans want to make a comeback, they can do it without us.
I also started re-watching Teen Wolf for like the 9th time and so that means that Autumn really has started.
Remember:
No skinny jeans
No cuffed cargos
NO FUGLIES
08/09/2024 Wishlist ⭐️⭐️⭐️
Red striped lamp
Vintage Vogues
Money $$$$$
New bedsheets
25/08/2024 Songs 🪩🪩🪩
There She Goes -The La’s
Body Talks - The Struts
November -Mahalia, Stormzy
Law of Attraction - Dave, Snoh Aalegra
Can’t Take My Eyes Off of You - Ms. Lauryn Hill
this weeks moodboard: no fuglies (men) xxx
