sunday scaries: 22/09/2024
I am writing this whilst on the coach to Gatwick and yes, it is technically Friday but I am posting this on Sunday…So it’s more the Friday Scaries but I’m writing in assumption of how I’ll be feeling on Sunday.
Something that I have been thinking about recently is how I think it should be very illegal for final year university students to get with first year students ( especially if you are a fourth year)
Looking at all the people going into uni now, I can’t help but think of them as innocent sweeties who are about to be preyed on by boys on the Rugby team who like to steal innocence and purity , very much like Satan…
Honestly it’s nasty work.
The thought of getting with an 18 year old sends a shiver down my spine.
In other news, for another year running, I have been forced to watch the going ons of London Fashion Week from my bed.
It’s like exposure therapy but without the actual exposure : I’m there, but only through Tiktok videos and shitty Instagram lives.
I’d really just like to understand the atmosphere at fashion shows because I can’t help but think they could be slightly awkward? Especially if your at the very front or maybe even when you’re at the very back.
At the front, you’ve got to be consciously watching whilst also simultaneously mewing and keeping your posture because whilst you’re watching these models, you might get caught in a stray picture that has you questioning your entire existence.
Sat at the back, I imagine there isn’t much going on. I assume that being sat at the back of a fashion show is the equivalent of being sat in the last pew at your school’s Christmas Carol performance rehearsal: your friend is vaping under her blazer, your phone has died because you’ve been playing Tetris for 2 hours and your will to live is dwindling away.
I also lost my glasses this week which is incredibly inconvenient because I go back to University next week and it would be nice to be able to see things and have my eyes not burn from stress.
I went to Jimmy Fairly and they quoted me £300 for a pair of glasses.
*Everything comes to a screeching halt*
Yes, £300.
I did the polite nod and then exited the shop.
I’ve unfortunately got to wrap this up here, as my eyes are beginning to burn, I’ve got cramps and because the vibes on this coach are abysmal.
Jimmy Fairly please give me some glasses! I just want to get a first at Uni without having to sacrifice my eyesight.
22/09/2024 Wishlist ⭐️⭐️⭐️
Jimmy Fairly glasses
A raincoat
Money $$$$$
New bedsheets
22/09/ 2024 Songs 🪩🪩🪩
So sick of Dreaming - Maggie Rogers
I Get The Bag - Gucci Mane, Migos
Nomad - Clairo
One Last Time - Ariana Grande
*no moodboard because my eyes are burning and I procrastinated too much*